So, zer he was, zee beast of a Tauren. Zee one we call…Saintvache. Or, as zee French say…Saintvache. He wen down into zee Deep-olm for da Aeonaxx…but she was not zer. So he took to zee pet battling, to capture some of zose elusive creatures.
I wish I could keep it going, but it’s losing the Jacques Cousteau luster fast.
As I was saying, no Aeonaxx (after checking for Minfernals on three servers of course) left me deciding to get some of the Deepholm pets because I hadn’t bothered yet. I figured I would capture whatever Uncommon or better ones I came across to get my stable boosted. First battle? Rare Crimson Shale Hatchling. Sweet! It was the second pet in the fight.
Second fight…Rare Crimson Shale Hatchling. In fact, the configuration was identical to the first.
Third fight. Rare. Crimson. Shale. Hatchling. This one at least had one pet different.
Fourth fight…Crystal Beetle. Nice, don’t have one. Second pet is ONCE AGAIN A RARE CRIMSON SHALE HATCHLING. Four fights in a row, while the other pets are poor quality or common.
Finally on the fifth fight, there was no Shale Hatchling to be found.
Sixth fight THERE IT WAS AGAIN!
I decided it was time to make some lunch…and to possibly name one of them Redrum.




You are a Rare Crimson Shale Hatchling magnet! Just like I’m a Minfernal anti-magnet!
No, no. I fit both halves of that puzzle…
Hahaha! Bet you were wishing some other rare /coughAeonaxx would come instead…
You used to be my favourite you know…
You can never have to many Rare Crimson Shale Hatchling.