Race

Thoughts

If each of those bubbles was a thought, there probably still wouldn’t be nearly enough in the picture.  People ask me where I’ve been as of late, and I can’t say it didn’t come without fair warning that I’d grow quiet.  Some suspected I had sent my laptop off for repairs, but that’s not the case.  It remains wired to a television upstairs, which actually works alright.  It’s just near impossible some days to read the chat window.

I’ve been asked a little bit on my thoughts about 5.2 and I’ll try to articulate a post when I actually care.  That harshness isn’t directed at Blizzard or the content or anything like that…I just…well my interest in a lot of things lately (including WoW) is there one moment and gone for many more a heartbeat later.  So when WoW’s not of interest, it can be hard to want to even write about it.  So aside from the Transmog Contest, I really haven’t had much to say for some time now.

It’s weird.  One moment I want to race change my Worgen Warrior to a Pandaren, and the next I’m ready to cancel my subscription.  I haven’t, and in the near future I won’t.  There are times when I very much want to hop into Azeroth, and so I’m not turning my back on it.  I’m sure a few of you have seen me pop on here and there for moments at a time…and yet I never logged in for the Darkmoon Faire last week and aside from the first two days, completely skipped the Lunar Festival.

That brings me to Laid Back Raids.  With everything going on (and yes, I know exactly why the things I’ve talked about are the way they are), by the time an LBR comes around, I can be completely exhausted.  I’ve pushed through it most nights, but it takes more effort not to (unfairly) snap on people over trivial comments or matters that come with booting through a raid.  Trust me, for those wondering, you never genuinely bother me in the slightest.  As the ex always tells us, “it’s not you, it’s me.”  That’s the case.

But, LBR is important.  It’s a tonne of fun and there are always people up for it on some level.  As such, I’m continuing to schedule them and will even show up I’m sure.  My appearances are just going to be sporadic for a little while (much like my WoWing in general).  With that in mind, I asked both Healblade and Repgrind if they would be contacts and both graciously accepted.  Their contact information is on the LBR page, and I can’t thank the two of them enough for looking after things in my absence, especially when the two of them can almost always be counted on to be in attendance and bring both wisdom and laughs.  Kinda suits the LBR model (not that I ever bestowed much wisdom).

I’m trying to work on more chapters of Posthumous.  Yesterday’s was honestly written ages ago, but I kept forgetting to pull the image from my computer.  Yes, I’m obsessive like that.  I couldn’t publish it without that little raptor image.  I’ll see what I can do about posting more soon.  It’s a matter of getting the writing bug and the time to dedicate to writing it.

Saw an article that Trivial Pursuit is putting out a WoW edition later this year.  That’s exciting.  Combines two things I happen to enjoy a lot, and Mrs. Amateur is a trivia addict (and an Illidan damn wealth of knowledge to boot).  I can see it ending up in our collection in no time…barring an elaborate price tag.  Personally, I’d like to see them replace the pie with a generic character that has spots for Legendary weapons instead of pie slices.  That would be sweet.

Speaking of Legendaries…I think I got the quest that starts Tarecgosa’s Staff with Tum.  I doubt I’ll get past that first part, much like Siori’s daggers.  I know folks were willing to help me, but if I’m not on much…let alone when others are, it’s kinda hard to complete.  But, I’m ok with that.

I guess ok is probably the best way to sum things up all around.

This is a post that is ridiculously long overdue.  I meant to put it up after the generosity of others resulted in me having Mists of Pandaria and subsequently rolling a Female Pandaren.  One day I tinkered around with the /flirt and /silly and subsequently laughed like hell.  Seriously, these are the best in the game, and I have been meaning to share them for a long time (on the presumption that many haven’t rolled one, or hung around with one long enough to hear these).

**note**
There’s one or two that didn’t make the final cut, or at the very least this video was the first I heard of it. But nearly all are in the game and I just can’t stop laughing at them. Also, sorry that the creator repeated a couple.

If you’re reading this, you’re certainly among a select few at this point.  It’s as though something has pulled almost everyone away from blogging for some odd reason.  All kidding aside, the blog has taken a hit in views over the past 12 hours as everyone digests the new hotness in Azeroth.  As you can see in the picture, I started the day off (WAY TOO EARLY) grinding out the last bit of rep that Tumunzahar needed to be Exalted with the guild.

This was actually after I wanted to level Jewelcrafting.  Turns out you need the expansion to go from 525-600.  Stands to reason.  Though getting the gold for my JC panther will take more care on my part.  More flipping and relying on others it would seem.  But, in going for the guild rep this morning, I was pleasantly surprised to see that the cooking tokens were now merged (and yet, Jewelcrafting still gets shanked).  That will make getting the missing Dalaran recipes much faster.

I also began the process of evaluating Team Amateur.  What that basically means is going through, character by character and performing the following checklist:

  • Is the character remaining?
  • Do I have any plans for them if they are?
  • What is in their bags?
  • What is in their bank(s)?
  • How are their professions?
  • Again, do I have a reason to keep this character?

It probably sounds silly to ask the question twice, but after evaluating that information it’s good to reconsider the idea.  It’s also odd to see what I have in some of these banks.  Now granted, I always advocate doing this type of thing before an expansion but as I am not partaking in said expansion…well, now seems as good a time as any.  So far Mortevache and Kinahta (Kirin Tor) are gone, but the latter was re-rolled some time ago on Blade’s Edge.  At least three more toons will be deleted and I think I’m going to move my 57 Warrior to another server.  More than anything, I want to get certain things to my Horde toons, such as Heirlooms (and yes, gold and transmog items).

Pet Battles.  Son of a bitch are they fun!  I mean, I kind of thought they would be.  I didn’t think I would be as into them as I am.  No, really.  Check the evidence:

I believe at this point I am 16-3.  I’ve seen some people say they’re hard.  Perhaps it’s because I’ve been using the Spirit of Competition, but the only time I come close to losing is if I take on a level equivalent creature and forget to heal him up first.  Like I said, it’s fun.  I just need to figure out how to profit off of it.  I’ve certainly figured out ways to get some of the pets dirt cheap (seriously, I snagged a Red Dragonhawk Hatchling for a silver and Tome managed to get Willy for 11g).

Another pleasant surprise this morning was Draynee tipping me off that Pandas are available to anyone and everyone.  Mists or not.  Apparently the story goes, Blizzard didn’t want people inviting their friends to play WoW and those people getting irked at not being able to roll a Panda off the hop (this happened a fair bit in Cataclysm).  So I can make Pandas.  I hadn’t planned on making a Panda.  I hadn’t wanted to make a Panda.  Damnit…I’m making a Panda.

Bounced around the WoWsphere today?  If not, you might’ve missed this news that came out today:

Yes, that is the racial mount for the Pandaren, hence today’s post title.  It’s not my reaction, but I think I’ve made it clear that not much in the upcoming expansion has elicited much excitement from me.  However I’m also not about to dispute fact and logic when it pertains to the general masses.

I’ll say this much, it’s certainly better than the Goblin and Worgen mounts…

Azeroth has many races scattered about the lands (and Outland), with more to arrive on Pandaria.  Today’s Top 5 looks at my personal favourites…which was not quite as easy as I expected it to be.

5. Dwarves
The stout and hearty dwarves are one of the oldest races in the world. Their creation is well documented in a number of locations, including Uldaman and Halls of Stone. Just as in other fiction, the dwarves are a stubborn lot…though the stereotype is offset by much of the trouble Brann Bronzebeard tends to unearth.  Despite chasing his butt all over Azeroth and unearthing the negative history of the Titans and Old Gods, they still win me over…guess I’m as loyal as they are.

4. Dragonkin
Probably not much of a surprise here if you know my penchant for dragons. However, I went with the slightly more humanoid version (yes, I know dragons can take on humanoid forms, you know what I mean). I’m rather fond of Blizzard’s two main designs (two legs or four) as the latter is something different from most of what I’ve come upon in fantasy.

3. Ethereals
They just look cool. It didn’t hurt that they were all about the money either. Well, the key ones were. Money and gems (the Outland faction was called “The Consortium” for a reason. These days, it would appear the Alliance and Horde found some freelance ethereals with some fancy technology as they brought about Void Storage and Transmogrification (which still screams Gnome to me, if not for the whole never getting into Orgrimmar).

2. Vrykul
Ok, this is where the Amateur gets a bit neanderthal to some. Sure, when we landed on Howling Fjorde (Alliance), the males were a beastly lot charging upon the Vanguarde. We encounter a few different versions throughout Northrend, including the Utgarde instances and Storm Peaks…but it’s all moot. The Vrykul make the list for the sole reason I just find the female versions to be attractive, particularly the ice ones. It’s as simple as that.

1. Tauren
I’ve made it no secret the Tauren are my favourite race. Back when I did “20 Days of WoW” I came right out and said it. My explanation was: “At one point I rolled one of every class they had. I think it could be their ability to be gentle, yet violent and their respect for the lands and resources around them. They’re wise and think things through. Then again, it could just have to do with me falling under the Taurus Zodiac sign.”

So those are my five.  I had to debate on a couple as I’m also quite fond of the Naga and Tol’vir.  What about you?  What races are you most fond of in Azeroth?

Welcome to the third instalment of my outfits for each race, based on their class and roles I envision them in.  Today, we’re off to Gnomeregan.

Part I: Dwarves
Part II: Tauren

Gnomes actually have the least amount of class options, even after getting the Priest class in Cataclysm.  Despite their technical dependencies I managed to create a few outfits that weren’t reliant on said technology.

Starting with the Priest, I just couldn’t get a feel for them healing or being even remotely disciplined.  Don’t get me wrong, it takes a focus to build the devices they create, but otherwise they come across as a frantic type of race.  So that left Shadow, which I had no problem with.  I went with the approach of a “Shadow Mage.”

Gnome Rogues are a much easier lot to deal with, since they’re pretty straightforward.  Using their size to their advantage, Gnomes can stealth about like nobody’s business.  But, with their technology, they could also prove quite useful in the dungeon just as I pictured the dwarf doing.  So, for the Rogue we have two outfits.  Again, the first is your standard “assassin” or “thief” type of Rogue.

The second Rogue is the trap disabling, dungeon delver.  The key for me was the Twinblade weapon as at a glance it could pass for a set of cutters.

I had zero difficulty buying into Gnomes as Mages.  Being Masters of the Arcane is easy enough to grasp, and I would think the Gnomes wiser lot that might lack the Engineering prowess would wield Magic instead.  This Gnome falls under that (and thus isn’t spec specific).

As we’ve established in the series, Warriors come in all shapes and sizes and things are no different for the Gnomes.  When all was said and done, I came up with a trio of Warriors from the Peacebloom-sized race.  The first is a result of the Gnomeregan technical capacity, playing on the Engineering ability of them.

The second Warrior plays off the Gnome a bit again.  I pictured having that Warrior with you that you could feed a tonne of coffee beans to, throw him in the middle of the fray and just watch him go haywire (no Dance Desire).  I was really pleased with the colours this combination ended up with.

Finally, for all the grief players give Gnomes (and the other races of Azeroth), I honestly believe if Varian sent out the call for aid, the Gnomes would answer.  In a time of war, there would be a choice few that would step forward and suit up for Stormwind.  Of course, the armor would still be a little bit big.

Last, but not least…Warlocks.  There’s a reason Gnomes aren’t Hunters.  They’d be lunch for 90% of any pet that could be tamed.  Yet, I’m intrigued with how they could possibly control demons.  In pondering that simple concept, I came up with two possibilities.  Either they imprisoned them or they weren’t real in the first place.  The first option meant I needed to go a little darker for a Gnome.  Also, I thought back to the interrogation quest in Borean Tundra, except with Demonic flavour.

The second Warlock possibility is the demons they summon simply aren’t real.  That means they aren’t Warlocks, but Illusionists.  This outfit, I very much enjoyed building and before you ask -the book model in her hand was very much deliberate.

Despite having but five classes, I still managed to put together nine interesting outfits.  I’m really happy with how each one turned out.  When I started, I expected several looks that relied much more heavily on Engineering.  That it didn’t go that way was a pleasant surprise.  We’ll have to see what surprises come about in part four when I present the tattered garments of the Forsaken.

Welcome to the second part of my series, suiting up each race based on the classes available to them and the roles that I envision them in.  As promised, today I’m tackling my favourite race in the game: the Tauren.

Part I: Dwarves

Having a half-dozen classes available to them (again I’m only using the Death Knight with the Forsaken), the nomadic race offers everything except Warlocks, Mages, and Rogues…none of which should be a surprise when you think about it logistically.

In gameplay, Paladins are new to Taurens (being just over a year of availability) but I picture them as Warriors who are simply more devoted to the sun than their brethren, that’s all.  They also strike me as more of a defensive type, protecting others.  So, when I designed my Sunwalker I kept all of those things in mind and here you have the end result.

The other new class for the Tauren was the Priest.  Now, I had a tough time with the Priest because I believe primarily that the healers within the race are the Shamans and Druids.  But, seeing the Paladins as slightly more devoted, I looked at the Priests as being more disciplined in their mind and body at a slight sacrifice to their mental devotion to the Earth Mother.  I honestly had no idea what I was going to do for an outfit, and then I stumbled upon the chestpiece.  After that, it was easy.

Tauren Hunters don’t strike me as nearly as diverse as, say, their Dwarven counterparts.  You’ll have a hard time convincing me they would ever hunt game purely for the sport.  Hunters to me embody the whole “Circle of Life” Mufasa was talking about.  They kill only what they need to and don’t waste a scrap, embodying the “take only what you need” and knowing in the end they’ll return it all to the earth.  So from that standpoint, my Hunter needed an outfit that suggested being made entirely from scratch without being extravagant.

Hamuul Runetotem has shown that regardless of what a Druid looks like, they can be as diverse as two different days on two different sides of the world.  So at first I aimed to create multiple outfits for the spec (not Lunar/Solar as Go Mog Yourself so beautifully did), but then decided just a single outfit would do the job.

Like other races, Tauren Warriors fit many roles and archetypes.  I decided on creating two of my own.  This one wasn’t what I started out making, but it slowly came together.  Also, I thought a Gladiator would be something a bit different but still likely for a Tauren.

The other Warrior I decided on was someone more decorated.  I refer to them as a Chieftain’s Warrior, but the idea would be someone who excelled in battle to the point the tribe decorated them rewardingly.

I saved what I considered the race’s prime class until the end.  The Shaman sums up everything about the Tauren, slightly more than Druids (in my opinion) and I started out with two designs in mind but ended up with three.  The first is what I would consider another type of Warrior, but heavily Elements based (Enhancement anyone?).  Unfortunately, MogIt wouldn’t let me preview the axe in both hands.

Second is the outfit I never planned on until I saw the mask.  I immediately got the idea for a Sage or Oracle type of Shaman.  A visionary like the precogs in Minority Report.  The trick was making the outfit like I envisioned it.  I think the final result gives off the exact feeling I wanted when I thought it out.

The final outfit I came up with was for a Tauren Elder.  I wanted something that suggested wise, but with that something that wasn’t extravagant.  Someone who would pass on wisdom would no doubt suggest elaborate wasn’t necessary to share knowledge.

A total of nine outfits for my favourite race.  I can see at least one of my toons ending up in one of them as well once they attain high enough level.  Now, I wasn’t sure which race I was going to tackle in part three but I had intended on going with another Horde one.  That is, until someone started chirping away.  So, needless to say I will be doing a Gnomeregan role call in the coming days.