Because sometimes real life is too fun not to share…
That has always been my favourite dwarf /silly. Well, that and the winter one. However, it was far less funny when that’s pretty much what happened to me tonight. At work.
I work in an elementary school.
Hopefully you’re laughing at this point and don’t think me some weirdo. The good news is, I work in said school pretty much after hours. The amazing thing is how I even did it in the first place. I was putting some stuff away in a storage closet…quick note, our uniform pants are done up like fancy dress pants with that funky hook style instead of a button. Anyway, I’m putting the stuff away and I somehow caught my pants on the frame of the door, where the door latch would catch. As my momentum was carrying me, it basically ripped that “funky hook style” right off.
I had over an hour left in my shift.
Now being the trooper I am, I tried my darndest to still be productive. However, my job is entirely physical and involves being on my feet. If I’m on my feet, and trying to work…my pants fall down. There are many windows in my school. You can see where this is going, and so could any of the neighbours.
After about 10-15 minutes and 10-15 near falls for my pants, I parked myself in the office until the shift was done.