1. Common outdoor place
3. Intense emotion
4. Your favorite WoW race, plural
5. Something your favorite WoW race will never, ever do
6. A synonym for rock (it can be rock)
8. Herbalism plant
9. A fish native to Azeroth
10. Your favorite Avenger (from the movie — don’t get smart with me, comic nerds. I’ll find you.)
12. Bodily sound
14. Adjective relating to old people
16. Body parts
17. Proper name
So my answers before seeing the results are as follows:
1. The Park
5. Become A Warlock
8. Ancient Lichen
And the story?
Jun Pao was a sad panda. Every day, Pao practiced his swordsmanship in a PARK near his home in the Valley of the Four Winds. One summer morning, Jun Pao was perfecting his PEACOCK-style strikes when he slipped and fell on a crumpled-up note. It read:
All challengers welcome! The fearsome orc Gormash the FRIGHTENED will fight any and all comers for the ultimate prize! Honor and glory until TAUREN successfully BECOME WARLOCKS awaits anyone who can defeat me!
Meet me at the big BOULDER.
This was it, Jun Pao thought. Defeating this HANDY brute in battle would surely be the final challenge, and his training would be complete. Pao quickly stuffed his ANCIENT LICHEN and SAGEFISH sandwich into his HAWKEYE lunchbox, took a swig off his minikeg of WINTER COUGH Ale, and bounded off for triumph.
“Jun Pao!” a voice called after the anxious pandaren. It was ol’ Master Ho, still as FAT-HEADED and ABSENT-MINDED as ever. Jun was like an UNCLE to the master — he wanted to make the old man proud. Jun put his SHINS together and bowed, promising to return to his master with tales of honor, fun, and slapping WALLACE in the face.