Hallo friend and friends! Thank you for joining us for latest news from Transmogolympic Games. Is a very exciting occasion today, as first medals have been handed out following the Psycho event! What? Oh, is Cycling. Hey, I saw competitors. They were scary. Honest mistake. Anyway, here is footage from today’s finals.
Quite a competition. Never before has there been three silver medalists in a single event! So after our first completed event, here are the abbreviated medal standings:
- 1g 0s 0b Lower City
- 0g 1s 0b Gnomeregan
- 0g 1s 0b Kirin Tor
- 0g 1s 0b Orgrimmar
Congratulations to today’s athletes for putting forth their absolute best! Still to come this week is Hammer Time and Discuss. Hammer Throw? Discus? If you say so…