“Oi. You. Yeah, you. I think we be needin’ ta have a little chat.”
What’s wrong Klondike?
“Look at me, and tell me if you REALLY need ta ask.”
Two heirlooms, and some reasonably level-relevant gear. What’s the problem?
“I look like a fookin’ rainbow yacked on me!!!”
Well, to be fair, unless you’re in heirlooms head to toe…that’s kind of bound to happen. Since you’re only level 50, there is only so much to work with. Trust me, once you grow a bit more, you’ll have more options than you know what to do with.
“Really? Because th’ Orc is over 100 and he looks like shite.”
Are you really using an undead orc to try to win this argument?
“Eh. Erm. Perhaps not. But there’s still the matter of me transportation to sort out.”
*sigh* And what might the problem be?
“What might the problem be? Do I look like some mobile shanty of knick knacks to you? Because this bloody thing sure tells everyone ELSE that. All I’m missing is some pretty hat…wait don’t get any ideas.”
I’m not that cruel. But I think I found a mount that will put things in perspective for you.
“I hate you so much right now.”
See? The other one wasn’t so bad now was it?
“…breathe in….breathe out….breathe in…breathe…ARE YOU OFF YOUR BLOODY ROCKER?!?!?”
Nah, just messing with you.
“Notice I’m not amused.”
No, but I sure am. Listen, all kidding aside what about the Spectral Kitty?
“Other than the word ‘kitty’ is a bit unfitting of a warrior, that one in the barn’s for some of th’ others ta be ridin’.”
Hrm. But you’re not against the idea of a feline mount. One sec…
“Now we’re talkin’ lad. Why’d you have ta be so bloody difficult?”
Well, it was me or the gnome.