Hello Ladies and Gents! It is I, your humble reporter, Elcombe. I’m live just outside the Gurubashi Arena as we get set for the opening of the…erm, well, the historians are a little vague on exactly what year this is in Azeroth….nonetheless! We are more than happy to kick off our live coverage of the Azerothian Mogolympics. For the next three weeks, fashion athletes from around the world…and one or two from outside it…will embark on their individual quests for the gold medal. Stories of triumph, and of heartache, perseverance and fortitude…all in the name of standing on the podium when all is said and done.
As you can see, even I’ve dressed up for the occasion, ever the humble Mage that I am. Journalistic dedication, right there. Yes, there’s nothing I won’t do for you…my people. Why, as a matter of fact my…oh, what’s that? Athletes? What about them? Oh, of course! The athletes are about to enter the arena!
It’s official -let the games begin!